Tuesday, 28 September 2010

Ever wanted to poke Kaiser Karl in the eyes?

Join the queue. I imagine Heidi Klum might have after he fired this one at her:
"I don't know her. Claudia Schiffer doesn't know her. She was never in Paris, we don't know her."

How about ex-colleague (if you can have a 'colleague' at Chanel) Kitty D'Alessio:
"The good news is Kitty D'Alessio has been made Director of Special Projects. The bad news is there are no special projects."

Cackle cackle.

Anyway, this bag would give you a chance to shove your pokers in his peepers:

Via http://iwantigot.geekigirl.com/2009/03/10/i-want-the-karl-lagerfeld-bag/

Click here for some bitchy Karl: http://dahomo.com/2006/08/24/karl-lagerfelds-bitchy-moment/

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