Tuesday, 11 January 2011

Sort of secret weapon

The Tactical Pen from Smith and Wesson. Erm, so that's a pen which you can write with AND protect yourself with. It's a heavy metal bastard with a pen at one end and a pointy bit at the other, I think this means you can cosh or stab someone unconscious and then draw a cock on their forehead and it's all totally legal (in the States).

My favourite review is by Phil Elmore at The Martialist:

While Smith and Wesson entice by saying that the Tactical Pen excels in the boardroom and in protection, Phil concludes that as a pen, it's nothing special, and as a weapon it fails in not looking innocuously enough like a regular pen, but he'd still buy one.

I can't remember how I found this.

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