Update: this post's vitriol is sponsored by Drunk Blogging. Take it away last night's me:
I'm watching Four Weddings and a Funeral while typing this post. "Is it raining? I hadn't noticed." PUUUUUUUUUKE. Andie McDowell is a rotter.
More importantly - let's shove Andie McDowell down this insanely dangerous-looking lake-plug hole. See what your L'oreal contract thinks of the algae stuck to your face after this unlikely but horrific scenario.
Double update: I now have a rabid Andie McDowell fan hating me on Twitter.
Living some sort of dream.
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