God, I always feel so bloody apathetic about posting anything on a Monday morning. I guess I can't feel apathetic about Laurie Hogan's mutant hamsters though. They deserve more than that. If we gave celebrity hairstylist James Brown some green and blue dye and a functional Barbie Hairdryer (they exist, I spent most of my childhood being furious about not having one) and set him on an albino hamster, do you think he could 'create' that middle one? We can only hope.
See also, Laurie's Tiger Rabbit.