God damn these look handy. I could do with some more variations such as:
- "Dear Asshole who has my handbag, give it back or go to hell. Also, ummm, my handbag has herpes so in your face."
- "Dear Boyfriend, I know I said I didn't know where my keys or wallet were and that I'd lost my handbag but actually I was sitting on it all along while you spent 40 mins searching a nightclub for it. Please take me home and put me in the recovery position next to a gallon of water."
- "Dear new elderly cat Ivana, please stop doing that."
- "Dear My Nose. Eeeew, gross."
- "Dear Richest Dude in the World. You wouldn't miss a million. Go on, here are my bank deets..."
Via Curiosity Counts
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