But for the grace of god and a semblance of social decency do I go and kidnap artist Kris Kuksi, find a basement and keep him in it until he's turned it into a crypt of creepy wonderment. In fact I can use the one at my grandmother's house which, usefully, is full of old crap, because Kuksi creates his extraordinarily detailed works out of 'assorted debris'.
Guillermo del Toro, Robin Williams and Fred Durst are all fans. But are they basement plan fans?
Photos courtesy of Kris Kuksi
Via We Waste Time