Friday, 1 July 2011

Hey Hey, it'sssssh not actually Sssshaturday


Cloudy with a chance of Nazis - BBC news/weather mix up. link

Do you know what a 'Fire bath' is? Why not let this farmer who hasn't washed in 37 years in order to conceive a son tell you? link

Cannes Advertising Awards have just been and gone, cue lots of cokeupthenose and spelling mistakes... link

Tutting. It's a new snazzy finger dance. Get down with the kids. link

Accidental Chinese Hipsters. link

Sorry for that Gordon Ramsay but your cameo in Love's Kitchen has led to some of the worst opening weekend takings in UK cinema history. Stick to boffing your nanny and pissing off your pa-in-law or whatever it is you've been up to lately. link

I love My Little Ponies. So does Bill Clinton. It's like we were meant to be. Call me, Bill. link

I'm over the standard animal onsie but who doesn't want to look like a patterned seal? link And check out this for the junior seal clubber in your life.

R.E.S.P.E.C.T find out what it means to the Sunday Express on what would have been Diana's 50th birthday. link

Unholy Duck Sluts From Outer Space! The Undead Cheerleader That Loved! Revenge of the Crack Monkey Graveyard III! It's hard thinking of B-Movie titles. Let this do it for you.

Pop! Pop! Pop poppp pop. pppppop! Ah, the World Balloon Championships  (WBCs to those in the know) link

Hobo With a Shotgun. Yeeeeeah, that got made. link

Space Monsters Shoot Vegetables. A great video. Get that into the B-Movie Title Generator. link

Back. Hair. Art. Yep. link

Hey you! Yeah, YOU! Wanna have a seizure? Here y'go. link

So, the owls' advance on taking over the internet continues apace. Here're some owls with stupid faces. link

Internet dial up noise, slowed down, sounds like... you guessed it! Soundtrack to an above average B-Movie. link

Remember the Honda Cog ad? If you don't, look it up, wonderment was involved. Anyway, here is Honda Cog with Dogs. link

Put it on the udder table, NO, the UDDER TABLE. Yeah, that one, it's got flies and everything. link

Erm. I don't know how to say this but... you looked like a total cunt on your wedding day. link

Thanks to @awoooooga, @matt_muir, @h3nrygray, Micol, and Corner Tits for the links.
As ever, I wish you all a happy weekend.

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