Creep those brothels ungentlemen and spank those knickers sluts.
Comb that 'stache cowboy and bag that freaking cat.
Buff that gaddamn bison.
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And for the love of god, someone buy me these sunglasses. I tried them on in San Fran airport and they look motherfricking excellent on me. There are at least twelve people reading this blog, if you all club a couple of twenties together you could make me look like a character out of a Jackie Collins tome and WHO doesn't want that for me?