Thursday, 30 June 2011

CARP ATTACK!

Why aren't there more elderly billionaires behaving like this on Lake Como?




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Monday, 27 June 2011

Switcheroo

Sincerely Hana has been coming up with these delightful mindfuck photos where some clothing switcheroos go on and then boggle your brain a bit. Love them.

I can do some fancy-croissant shit with my hairstyles, I definitely want to try this out with someone, perhaps a long haired manfolk.













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Friday, 24 June 2011

Half-assed Friday

I have been too busy (self important) to do a proper Friday links, so instead I will direct you to Matt Muir's Web Curios which is a grand old round up of internet goings on. Go here

Or head over to Take A Weird Break and MARVEL at the articles which get written in Chat magazine.
See below



Will be back up to speed next week probably. BYE.


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Tuesday, 21 June 2011

WOOF!

Mikael Alacoque's Bad Babysitter series.

I am predicting being rather busy at work for the next two weeks so a brief Wellity hiatus may be in order. Fear not I'll be back mighty soon. DW






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Friday, 17 June 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you...

...THE INTERNET! It has been very very good to us this week so we have a Wellity bumper crop of wonderment to distract you from your Friday.



DONALD TRUMP'S FRIGGIN' CAT. (see above) link

Beemer slides through concrete walls - awesome-o. link

Top gif; it involves a wig and a dog but in a more violent way than you're thinking. link

A corking selection of collective nouns; A sluttage of trollops, A deutschbag of nazis and so on. link

An arty bollocks generator. link

So, I'm going to Burning Man this year - here's what Jesus thinks about that. (n.b not convinced that Christwire is for real but it's pretty genius either way.) link

A truly bloody odd ad from 1951. Truly. TRULY. link

INcredible photo of a volcano erupting in Chile. link

Yes Happy Hot Dog Man. YES! link

Dalai Lama doesn't get Dalai Lama joke. Australian man is some kind of hero for giving it a go. link

Follow up to the Human Centipede: The Baby Centipede and The Pug Centipede.

Aaah Canadians - sexy sex riot! link

Jaws vs. Ariel swimming cozzie. link

Oh, this is cruel - man draws women on dating site. link

FRICKIN ZOMBIE GNOMES. link

A fuck mash up of all the cussing in Pulp Fiction. Show yer granny for sure. link

A screenshot of the brainstorming session from this week's Apprentice. Brains, consider yourselves well and truly stormed. (Yes, for features it does say 'Afghanistan' and for cars it does say 'Fast') link

Sexy menfolk from days of yore / PHWOAR. link

Brilliant letter sent to a rubbish pub quiz master, most enjoyable. link

I quit, and I would have loved to have pissed in your shoes. link

Cat that barks like a dog. Weird. link

Asians doing Christopher Walken impressions. Want to marry / dry hump / whatever that dude in the yellow t-shirt. link

Man blasts off finger whilst trying to remove a wart with a shotgun. To be fair the wart 'was as big as his thumbnail'. Bizarrely instead of being given a medal he was handed a suspended jail term. link

Some toilet humour. link
ARMNOMNOMNOMNOMRAAAARRRRRRRRRR. I wanna eat your kid. link

Dude, no one smokes any more. link

World's toughest phone meets world's strongest blender. link

I'm not racist but... link

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Thursday, 16 June 2011

Birds with arms.

That is all.

Oh no, wait! That's not all - go check out http://tomhanksimals.tumblr.com/ while you're at it. Multiple joy to infinity. In fact I think I'll go as far as to say that http://tomhanksimals.tumblr.com/ is my favourite site on the entire internet. Here is a link to where I first posted it on Wellity

Birds with arms

Bird with arms

Bird with arms

Birds with arms

Birds with arms

Birds with arms

Birds with arms

Birds with arms



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My What A Handsome Hipster

So here's a handsome hipster named Eric McHenry. Looks like a hunk.


And here's some of the stuff he does. But I'm mainly posting this for objectification purposes. Call me. 


Via Urban Outfitters


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Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Tat's all

I am super busy for some reason. Here's a spindly and marvellous Dali-phant tat. Look forward to some good links on Friday; Twitter has been on fire this week. - DW 






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Tuesday, 14 June 2011

The Pink Palace

Jayne Mansfield was an old school hot piece, illustrated below with Sophia Loren giving her a vicious side-eye:


Coco Fennell has just done a topping post on La Mansfield and her incredible Hollywood home, Coco sums it up beautifully thus:

Mega babe Jane Mansfield's Hollywood pad known as the Pink Palace. Not only does she have a heartshaped bath and pink shag pile walls/ceiling (which should be fitted in every house.) She also married Mr. Universe 1955 and said upon first seeing him "I’ll have a steak and that tall man on the left" to a waiter. She was a dream.



















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Friday, 10 June 2011

It's Friday and Rebecca Black is nowhere in sight... links




This lady blows all previous Crazy Cat ladies OUT OF THE WATER. link
WOAH, hang on, this one perhaps takes the catnip biscuit... link

Synchronised sneezing is where it's AT in the creepy world of twin babies. link

An awesome book. How about some dream-related delight for your Friday? Scroll right. link

My favourite Metro story from this week (dwarf extra from Harry Potter exposes himself to a teenager after judging a croquet competition...) link

Spoooooky. And excellent  - Dyson's take on The Exorcist. link

BURRRRRN. Thatcher denies a meeting with old Shitbags Palin on the grounds that it would be 'belittling'. GO MAGGS! link

Forget Debbie Does Dallas - check out Darth (Vader) Does Disneyland. link

Angry Birds - fo real. link

This is too good to be true - Jack Dongaghy aka Alec Baldwin to run for mayor of NYC in the wake of weinergate. link

Woooooah, feel a bit sick. Hula-hoop-cam. link

Planking. It's all good fun until an Australian gets planked to death.

I'm gonna rip your head off and shit in your neck. 100 greatest movie threats of all time. link

Insideout bears. link


Gemms, Campari Jack, Tibbo, @tomcallard


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Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Rancho Relaxo Chairbath Bathchair

So sometimes when I'm hungover I like to eat potatoes in the bath whilst reading Country Life. WHAT OF IT? This bath looks pretty good for that purpose

The Cozy Bathtub by Studio Thol









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Tuesday, 7 June 2011

El Guincho

Bombay by El Guincho. Good vid and good song. Weirdyness and boobs ahoy. A bit of emperkening for this weird sort of summer weather we're having.


EL GUINCHO | Bombay from MGdM | Marc Gómez del Moral on Vimeo.



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Monday, 6 June 2011

Gun porn. Whoop.

This is what Charlton Heston whacks off to. Unless he's dead yet, in which case, umm, something more respectful.














Photographed by Coppi Barbieri for GQ China October 2010.


via Fucking Young



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Friday, 3 June 2011

Countdown links

Bahahaha - Final Countdown ruination. link


June is Goat Trauma Awareness Month. Just so you know. link

Do some desk time nap time. And make it weird. link

So... Obama saw Dominique Strauss-Kahn coming. link

Get yer votes in - THIS dude is currently winning the Next Model's Competition 2011.

The Onion strikes again, this time with the Abortionplex... cue right wingers getting sucked in. link

Awesome people hanging out together. Does what it says on the tin.

Oh Prince Philip, here are 90 gaffes in ninety years. Blimey. link

Blindingly honest hotel website. link

So, children can be rather sweet after all. link

But kittens are sweeter. link

Talking dog! Guilty cat!

Genius ad placement. link

Oh yes, and a woman pretending to be a squirrel. link

Links via @copyranter, @mattmuir @brittneybean Tiny and others.

Lovely weekends for ALL. bye.


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Faust

I don't think I've done any reviews on here yet. Possibly because I'm crap at them. So here's a subjective and not particularly informative review of Faust - opera at the ENO directed by Terry Gilliam (of Monty Python, Fear & Loathing etc).

Faust was a truly unhinged piece of operatic theatre; fitting Berlioz's The Damnation of Faust into extraordinary detailed and busy scenes of Nazi Germany, heaven and hell. At several points there was so much going on on stage you simply had to pick one corner and marvel at what was unfolding there, otherwise there was simply too much to take in - in that respect I'd like to go again and catch more, preferably without that giganto-skulled man sitting in front of me. 

In terms of set pieces, action and scenery it was like nothing I've ever seen before - Dr Wotits's Imaginarium bloody wishes basically - and it must have been fooking expensive. Opera-wise the chorus and duets were lovely but there wasn't as much actual opera as you usually find in an opera. Margeurite had a beautiful voice, Faust couldn't hit the high notes (and had an extraordinary Jedward-style hairdo) and Mephistopheles was a bit camp, on top of that the Nazi setting didn't really fit with the actual words which were streaming on the surtitles but all in all it was a night for the eyes not the ears. My friend Emerald described it best as like watching a breathing painting. 

So, as an opera: 6/10
As an evening of wonderous WTF? 9.5/10
As a visual feast (said in ponderous tones): TEN OUT OF TEN
As an inspiration for hairstyles: -2.5/10
As a  venue for  interval ice-cream: Excellent
As an evening for fancying the conductor: Very high
TA DA.


Thanks Ma. 


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Thursday, 2 June 2011

I like the way you work it

No diggity indeed, he likes to bag it up. This dude is summink else. I am in lurve.





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Holiday Dog

This is Dolly, the most relaxed dog in town who made my day every day on holiday by lounging about in the pose below.






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Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Photoshop a la 50s

So, editing ladies to look that bit hotter than they already are is not a new phenomenon created by Photoshop, as these before and after shots of 50s pin up chicks shows. Some just need a little tweaking and a prop or two added, others need substantial reworking, brunette to blonding and added pelican action.

pinup photoshoots




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