Friday, 30 September 2011

Something for the weekend



Meet the man who I'm going to have pups with:




Zombie Yoga. link

INNAPPROPRIATE GRAVEYARD BEHAVIOUR. link

"May god fuck the sky on you" or How to Write a Letter of Complaint. link

Bloody beautiful aerial photography taken from a hanglider.  link

Surfing dogs. link

Dogs getting married. link

Pole dancing battle - mad skillz. link

This man is a hybrid of Slinky and music. It's kind of freaky. link

Stop the Vom - it's the new Angry Birds but with added vom. link

Oh, pity the male angler fish - this is amazing. link

If drawings were photographs. link

YOU WILL RESPECT MA AUTHORITAI, because I am your teacher and an arsehole. link

"I'm sorry you lost your job and are now living on the streets." Hallmark recession condolences cards. link

Go ahead, eat Lego, see if I care. link

How to be Frencher than the French by saying "Er" in a sexy way. link

Picture of the Week: a Real Doll owner support group. INCREDIBLE and dedicated to Tibbs Jenkins. link

WTF? America planned to go to war against Britain by invading Canada. For realsies. link

Awww, giant motherfucking python takes a bath - surprisingly sweet. link

Prawn Cocktail - I want and NEEEED this hat and I'll take that advice. link

And I leave you with the best typo everrrrrr. link


Majority of the above were found from the marvellous people I follow on Twitter.


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Thursday, 29 September 2011

I want to write my bicycle I want to write it NOW

Being called Daisy means my love interest is contractually obliged to propose to me on a bicycle made for two, I'd rather a chauffeur driven Rolls with a privacy screen and custom inbuilt hot tub (JOKE. Sort of) but whatever, if it must be one of these tandem bikes, it better at least spell my name.

These bikes are by Juri Zaech. They're nice.









Via Behance


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Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Don't be shy...

Sure, it's mid-week but that doesn't mean you should be resting on your laurels. Here's a fucking terrifying clown to help you fix up and look sharp. 

Wednesday terrors. I might make that a thing.

Off ya go.
pi4nobl4ck:

 G O T O S L E E P




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Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Warning signs

Yeah, I know it's Tuesday and that sucks but at least you haven't been mangled by a truck whilst hiding in a leaf pile.

Don't forget...











Via The Visual News


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Monday, 26 September 2011

Bomb more bass

FM Radio Gods came recommended by a friend named Simon who runs Neon Bookings. I have fast become v. fond of their remix of Bomb the Bass's Burn Less Brighter.




And actually, while we're on Bomb the Bass - love this remix of Up the Mountain by Gui Boratto.
Click here for a previous post on BtB - and the origins of Bug Powder Dust.





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Have your cake before it eats you

Ok, so Scott Hove is the Antichrist of cake; of thoroughly excellent, fake, monstrous cake. These are utterly fucking genius - he even makes bloody danger cake chandeliers -  here and here. I am speechless with wonderment. 

It's my birthday next month and if I'm basking in anything less than the glow of a Scott Hove chandelier cake while my friends sing that ghastly song at me (you know the one), I will have a shit fit that will make Marie Antoinette turn in her grave at having been so thoroughly out-tantrumed in the arena of cake. 






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Click here for a 360 tour of Cakeland.


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Friday, 23 September 2011

Friday Linkgasm and Happy Birthday to me

This blog was born a year ago on the 15th of August - what a frigging milestone and what a timely celebration, only a month or so late. Good times. As a birthday present to Wellity Wellity Well do us a favour:

  • Tweet: Follow me on Twitter if you use it. 
  • Zuckerlove: One in 13 people in the world are now on Facebook so you've got NO excuse not to like the Wellity page
  • Your mum: Spread the love by sending Wellity links to anyone you think might enjoy them. 



Those are direct orders bitches. Fanks. Now, onto the links:


You call that a crane? link




Suck it Bambi. link

Walk like a man, talk like Satan. link

This video of a train driving through a fruit market is quite extraordinary. link

Wanted: a weird poster from Japan. Ok, here you go - link

Sometimes it's good to get your blood pressure up with a bit of rage - here's a 60 second interview with eternal Top Cunt Peaches Geldof. link

Barbara Bush says The Simpsons is "The dumbest thing I've ever seen." So Marge writes her a letter. Marvellous. link

"Balloon release for orphans goes wrong." Also marvellous. link

Aaargh, this is really weird - celebrity faces layered over this man's face in real time. Can't really describe it but it's good and creepy. link

Skipping dogs - THE  VIDEO. link

Russian lunatic on holiday. link

Amazing poster of Hollywood haircuts. link

Shouldn't laugh. link

So, they've invented contact lenses which pinch your eyeballs back into 20/20 while you sleep. Gross, I'll take my chances with a terrifying laser thanks. link

Absolut Sauvignon Vodka. That is all types of wrong and I am rightly blaming Australia where it was first released. link

Fix up chaps, with the help of The Art of Manliness

And we polish the week off with... the inbred cat. link.

Inbred cat.


Have a lovely weekend all and I'll see you on Monday with some lovely music. Thanks Emerald, Love Interest, Twitter and Chris Vernon for links.

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Thursday, 22 September 2011

Alright handsome

The Cowboy Biker by Micheal Hoeweler - found via Pintrest from the wonderful Ten Paces and Draw - a sketching collaboration site with handy tags such as 'Handsome Gents'. (See also this handsome hipster.)






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Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Atten-CHUN!

These are Torigun birds by Sato. They're fab-spesh. 

Torigun birds dressed in military uniforms by Japanese artist Sato

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Torigun birds dressed in military uniforms by Japanese artist Sato


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Torigun birds dressed in military uniforms by Japanese artist Sato

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Via Boooooooom



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Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Kryptonite for yer Klaws

In honour of how handsome the new Superman, Henry Cavill is (check him and his nekkid ass out in The Tudors - a HILARIOUS telly show with historically accurate tit jobs and hair extensions ahoy), here are some cool Kryptonitey decoratives for your neck and fingers.  Or perhaps they're more similar to whatever nonsense space palace Superman was born in. Details details.  

Made by Pamela Love.



Photobucket



Via Because I'm Addicted

Footnote: I have no intention of watching the new Superman and I apologise to my love interest for banging on about what a hottie Henry Cavill is but to be fair, really I'm just objectifying him.


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Monday, 19 September 2011

Foxing Monkeys

I've actually posted this video before from when I first started this blog; the track was used in last year's Nike / Footlocker, I am the Rules ad (which was great).

It's called Alles Neu by Peter Fox - an odd looking German rapper and I like it a lot - esp the drummers towards the end.

As with many a Monday morning, my brains is feeling a bit lacklustre so I haven't got anything else to add.





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Friday, 16 September 2011

READ ALL ABOUT IT

The Weekly Wellity Round Up Is BACK!

Headlines of the week:
Dwarf Who Played Gordon Ramsay in Porn Eaten by Badgers. link and link
Man Who Had Sex With Park Bench Cut Free. link (It's the new planking)
LAPD Detains Man in SpongeBob Outfit. link (AMAZING photo)
Man Defecates on Dead Hedgehog, says "When you gotta go, you gotta go." link
Man Uses Lighter to Search Underneath Crib for Baby's Pacifier, Sets Bed on Fire. link - this comes from FloriDUH - an archive of the worryingly stupid shit that makes the papers in the Sunshine State.


You tell 'em Granny link

There is no disPUTIN' this man's mastery of man-skills. link

This is in no way depressing - a Divorce Hotel in Holland. link

Sporegasm - a very cool billboard for the film Contagion. link

NSFW but a totally incredible video - marvel as a Japanese guys destroys his room with his Godzilla-wang. link

Justin Beiber sex doll. link

How coffee became to be known as SATAN'S BROTH. link

Excellent woman mocks American Apparel. AA break the habit of a lifetime and behave like douchebags in response. link

Oh - comedy GOLD. link

Fireside hate mail with Richard Dawkins. link

A fountain that tells the bloody time. Amazeballs. link

AAAAARGH, internet-induced vertigo (needs speakers). link

God, I think this company was only set up so they could call this range of iPhone covers Earonic. I'm tired suddenly.  link

You probably thought Chuck Tester was alive - NOPE! Strong contender for the greatest advert of all time.



Thanks to Campari Jack, Emerald and the folk I follow on Twitter.


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Thursday, 15 September 2011

Fook me boots

They're not necessarily fuck me boots, more 'fuck me I want those boots' boots.

Skull link boots by Alexander McQueen.



While we're at it,


Dammit, I have lost the reference for the shot above. If anyone knows where it's from, lemme know, it's shamazeballs.


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Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Choice cuts

Mmmm venison.



Via Who Killed Bambi
Canne find anywhere who created it but it's fab-o.


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Robert Patrick's T-1000 lighting system*

For my pervy superhero penthouse.




*Laboured reference to the evil melting robot in Terminator 2 which I had to look up on Wikipedia.


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Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Barocking it

I don't get up to too much in the way of fashion shoots here on Wellity Well but this one by Tim Walker for Vogue Italia is too beautiful. Baroque is always a winner - I have in the past achieved extra hair height for a bit of an Antoinette look by bolstering my barnet with a bread roll and a pair of socks. 








Via Cat Clocks - go look there for more wonderful photos centred on:
"Teapots, steampunk, gas masks, Cocorosie, the apocalypse, kittens, art dolls, green tea, witchcraft, Scandinavian Architecture, the Rococo era, Pierre et Gilles, far away objects, conspiracy theories, Zoetica Ebb, Marina Bychkova, the abyssal zone, fucked up art, other peoples houses, organic shampoo, lateral thinking, window sills, alternative culture, typewriters, antique telephones, cognative dissonance, vivid dreams, pale skin, quiet music, pianos, black and white photos, contradictions and the unexpected"


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